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_{[Oh it was a joke. She actually laughs, once she gets it.]}

haha
youre so funny
are you now

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ur the only one who found it funny
no one else gets me

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what really
but it was funny
i guess its true
i just understand you the best

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yeah sure

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hey dont be dismissive

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i'm not
i'm being genuine

[ Like he's ever been genuine in his life. ]

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yeah sure
what kind of dog did dracula have

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what kind

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a bloodhound

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haha because hes a vampire

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yeah
funny right

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i have another joke

why would you break up with a vampire girlfriend?

[ okay, he's just being a dick here. ]

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why...

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because she sucks the life out of you

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thats not funny

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it's really funny
but ok ok
i have another one

what do you call a vampire who went to the beach

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okay what do you call them

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ash (ﾟ艸ﾟ`*)

[ These jokes are really only funny when you tell them to fellow vampire hunters, but hey, Tsurugi's having a great time. ]

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well good thing im a chiropteran then isnt it

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i'm not getting laid tonight am i

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bad jokes arent sexy
youll have to seduce me

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ok but
i have one more

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...okay
what is it

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what's a vampires least favorite song

[ He's really not getting laid tonight. ]

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what is a vampires least favourite song