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misfire; un: FREDERICK

[pebblestone]

JJ, must I remind you again to put on pants next time you're in the kitchen? We do have a lady living with us now.

un: DIVA

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why is my husband not wearing pants

[pebblestone]

[ nani the fuck


it takes him a long





LONG

time (like a minute) to squint at this message before: ]

Who is this?

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my names diva
jj is my husband
who are you
why isnt he wearing pants

( text | misfire ) FROM: ✨👑KING JJ👑✨

[underwhelms]

CAN you draw pornography?

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i dont know can you
whats pornography jj
did you want to make some together

1/2

[underwhelms]

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[underwhelms]

[ ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ]

[underwhelms]

[ this doesn't make any sense but

it strangely does make sense

so many pieces coming back together to form a story that he'd turned a blind eye to... ]

4/4

[underwhelms]

i'm flattered but i don't think that's a good idea

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why isnt it

Text | un: overlords

[steponme]

[It's only a few days after Shell had that talk with Diva. In a way, it feels a little like accepting defeat too soon, after how adamant he was before about not drinking human blood. But all the same, after how worried (worried? was it worry?) she was about him, it didn't feel right not to tell her.]

Hello Diva. It's Shell.

I just wanted you to know that I've started drinking human blood again.

I still haven't given up on finding another solution. But I promise, I'm not going to hurt the people around me anymore to find it.

I thought you deserved to know.

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oh
thats good to hear
im glad you came to your senses
its nice to see my baby bird learning how to eat worms
so
who did you bite
was it a whore or a friend

[steponme]

[THERE IS A LOT TO TAKE IN FROM HER REPLY but he ends up just focusing on--]

"Baby bird"?

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mhmm
my petit oisillon
hehe

[reinerouge]

surprise bitch
bet you thought youd seen the last of me

( text ) FROM: ✨👑KING JJ👑✨

[underwhelms]

[ JJ has decided to deal with Everything that went down between them by totally ignoring it.

So anyway, here's a picture of a chinchilla. ]

isn't he cute??

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<sub>[She's not expecting a text from JJ and had pretty much accepted that he would probably never speak to her again...only to find him sending her a photo of a furry rodent.

Okay. She can deal with this.]</sub>

he looks really soft...what is it

[underwhelms]

he's a chinchilla
his name is cam!
we never had pets growing up so i'm having a lot of fun with him

un: ???

[baguablade]

Happy Birthday, Miss Diva.
My apologies that I can't be there in person quite yet.
I hope you'll forgive me that I've been detained.

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thank you for the birthday wishes! but who is this
and what do you mean youve been detained???

[baguablade]

You can't tell?
I see, there's more trouble with communications.
In that case, let's play a game for your birthday!
I'll give you clues, and you'll have to guess who I am.
Does that sound like a fair replacement until I can be there in person?

un: keatonnnnnnnnnnnnn

[notwagging]

divaaaaaaaaaaaaa

are you okay!!!

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im okay
i guess
are you okay

[notwagging]

oh
so you're not good?

hmmm

i'm also okay!
almost good!

i just wanted to make sure you were fine because you know all of the stuff that's been happening and i didn't want you to be in trouble because you know there's a lot of things and did you know there were weird monsters in the tunnels underground i really don't like them they had a lot of mouths and teeth but were squishy and had no bones so what's the point!